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BREAKING: Elon Musk, World’s Richest Dad, Takes Son to F1 Race Amid Custody Drama (Because What’s More Relatable?) In a move that’s sure to make […]

BREAKING: Elon Musk to Buy ABC to Cancel The View, Calls It the ‘Worst Show in the History of Television’ In a move that can […]

Elon Musk’s ‘Take Your Son To Work Day’: Tesla Billionaire Meets Hungary’s President At New Gigafactory, Talks ‘How Children Are Saving The World’ In a […]

BREAKING: Elon Musk and Ex-Girlfriend Reunite? Mar-a-Lago Photo Sparks Explosive Rumors! Hold onto your hats, folks, because it looks like the internet just discovered a […]

BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Drops Likes on Lauren Sanchez’s Instagram Photo, Jeff Bezos’s Fiancée—Is He Trying to Get in Bezos’s Good Books? Hold onto your smartphones, […]

BREAKING NEWS: Thief Targets Elon Musk’s Mansion, Regrets Everything After Stepping Inside… In an audacious move, a wannabe master thief attempted to break into the […]

BREAKING NEWS: A/B/C REFUSES TO RENEW CONTRACTS WITH WHOOPI GOLDBERG AND JOY BEHAR ON THE VIEW, CITING A DESIRE TO MOVE AWAY FROM “TOXIC” ELEMENTS In what […]

BREAKING NEWS: 𝑨𝑩𝑪 picks up Tucker Carlson with a contract and a big salary, replacing The Jimmy Kimmel Show In a twist nobody saw coming—and […]

Elon Musk Buys ABC and Appoints Tucker Carlson as CEO to End ‘Woke’ Media Mentality In yet another head-scratching move, Elon Musk, billionaire tech mogul […]

JUST IN: Jennifer Aniston Faces $200 Million Endorsement Loss, Says ‘I Can’t Live Here Anymore’ In an absolutely shocking turn of events, Jennifer Aniston, the beloved Hollywood […]